US Citizen: Hey, when are you going to make testing more readily available so we can know if we’re patient 0 for our friends and co-workers?
US Government: Practice social distancing and only go outside to let your dog poop.
US Citizen: I’m an essential worker. I deal with many members of the public and it’d be great if we could have free or affordable testing made available now.
US Government: We’re trying to flatten the curve.
US Citizen: Great, but about the testing. . .
US Government: Stay home. Don’t leave.
US Citizen: I’d like a test cause I believe I’ve been exposed. . .
US Government: Make sure you pay back your student loans and stay home.